There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
In the ancient world, blue was a breed of darkness.
He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a leopard.
The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.
You know what? You know what? You know what?' I was waving my finger under her nose. 'You scratched the Son of God. That's your ass, that's what.
Love is where you find it.
Serão todas as mulheres mais fortes e melhores do que eu?- Sim - respondeu ele.
The three jewels of the Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads to leadership.
A hundred brilliant witticisms died suffocating on the captain's heavy glove. Thus muted, I pumped my codpiece at the duke and tried to force a fart, but my bum tumpet could find no note.
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
Take a moment to catch your breath and revel in your rhetorical mastery and achievement.
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
And so it came to pass, that Joshua of Nazareth moved among them, healing them and performing miracles, and all the little blind children of Nicobar did see again, and all the lame did stand up and wa...
Stop, I said. Please do not further endorken yourself to me. You have a great hair, and a car that is most fly, and you have just saved me with your mad ninja driving skills, so do not sully your hero...
In each picture is a whole lifetime imprisoned, a whole lifetime of fears, doubts, hopes and joys.
So I am death Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast.This is death toast sweety.
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
Slowly and gently, Augustus Brine explained to the king of the Djinn about the illusion created by motion pictures. When he finished, he felt like he had just raped the tooth fairy in front of a class...
Ma la smetteva o no di fare il difficile? «Senti, Darwin, stanotte i dinosauri non scopano di sicuro, Scegli con chi stare».
I'm poor and my cat is huge.
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