She changed your oil and put the chill on you all in one night?
I fink I gots deaf on me willie.
He was a writer and words were his weapons.
El pecado de Onán. Derramar en el suelo la vieja semilla. Atar el camello. Quitarle el polvo al burro. Azotar al fariseo. Onanismo, el pecado que requiere de cientos de horas de práctica para ser domi...
My fans have great senses of humor and eat too much chocolate.
Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.
What’s a Mennonite? Vance asked. Amish with blenders.
The noise was like, well, it was like a thousand vampire cats clawing on Plexiglas—it made their teeth hurt.
So Now You're Death: Here's What You'll Need
Sie kam im schlichten Morgenmantel zur Tür, mit zerzausten Haaren und dem ungenierten Gähnen eines Menschen, der sich gezwungenermaßen mit einem Geisteskranken auseinandersetzen muss, welcher unerklär...
She's so small, yet she contains so much evil.
Not yet! said she [Goneril], trying to roll me over and get back to smacking my bum.She honked my codpiece.You honked my codpiece.Aye, give it up, fool. [...]
Next out of the hall came the sisters and their husbands. Before I could say anything, the captain had clamped his hand over my mouth and was lifting me off my feet as I kicked. Cornwall made as to dr...
It happens again and again. I've seen people come out of a coma and sing their favorite songs, and all I can tell you is to enjoy it. People see the light come back into eyes that have been dull for m...
I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.
I love you above all things, even pie.
Advice, then, young yeoman: When referring to the king's middle daughter, state that she is fair, speculate that she is pious, but unless you'd like to spend your watch looking for the box where your...
She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species.
You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it.
We were seekers. You are that which is sought, Joshua. You are the source. The end is divinity, in the beginning is the word. You are the word.