Now, I am the younger brother of an older brother who often measured the worth of a guy by his ability to not scream under pressure, and insisted, in fact, that if any screamlike sounds ever reached M...
True, but there was a plaque depicted in the painting, hung around the figure's neck, and on it was writing in Sumerian cuneiform. As you know, in addition to my other studies, I am an amateur necroli...
Dressed in their red suits and fake beards, they rang their bells like they were going for dog-spit gold at the Pavlov Olympics.
These poor souls. These poor pathetic souls. The Emperor gestured toward the passersby.I don’t understand, Tommy said.Their time has passed and they don’t know what to do. They were told what they wan...
It’s a yeti, said Gaspar from behind me, obviously having been roused from his trance. An abominable snowman. This is what happens when you fuck a sheep!? I exclaimed. Not an abomination, Josh said, a...
Know what I like about mysteries? They’re mysterious.
Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug.
In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they didn’t have a penis among them? I think it would have shown on the Lion and the Tin Ma...
Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the butt.
You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.
Mr. Asher, you can resist who you are for only so long. Finally, you just decide to go with fate.
Hey, Barry, climb off, motherfucker, I’m up next, then it’s Jeff’s turn. I put it on the board. Blue, don’t let him do that to your ear, baby, you won’t hear for a month.
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.
The three jewels of the Tao: compassion, moderation, and humility. Balthasar said compassion leads to courage, moderation leads to generosity, and humility leads to leadership.
I like a girl with a substantial bottom,' said Renoir, drawing in the air the size bottom he preferred.
The hip-hop guy nodded curtly, like he knew that, and despite appearances to the contrary, he had not been trippin', but had, in fact, been chillin' like a mo-fuckin' villain, so step the fuck off, wi...
No. Tommy turned and headed toward the door. As he reached it he turned and said, I'm not fucked. The Sartre reader looked up from his book and said, We all are. We all are.
This is the man who called the fire department when the toilet backed up, and I'm asking him for help. What was I thinking? Why am I attracted to weak men?
Religion was supposed to be a matter of faith. Gods were not supposed to jump on your desk and snarl at you. They weren't supposed to sit in your office smoking cigarettes. God's didn't do anything. T...
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