It’s French, she said. They designed it like a zoo—you know, keep ’em in, but give everyone a good look at ’em...
El pecado de Onán. Derramar en el suelo la vieja semilla. Atar el camello. Quitarle el polvo al burro. Azotar al fariseo. Onanismo, el pecado que requiere de cientos de horas de práctica para ser domi...
Yeah, and don't think it's easy finding Ray-Bans in a fruit-bat medium.
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do.
The constable lit the bong and lost himself in the scuba bubbles of sweet comforting smoke.
Ten salespeople, all young, all dressed in generic cotton casual, looked up from their conversations, spotted the money in her hand, and simultaneously stopped breathing-their brains shutting down bod...
Sweet Pocket, you mustn’t ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you. Sweet Thalia, said I. That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.
Sophie marched away in rhythm to her new chant, not in the butt - not in the butt - not in the butt.
So künde, o Muse, dein KlagenVon Trauer, Krieg und Tücke,Von verlogener Liebesmüh’ und Liederlichstem Rumgeficke …
Sin valor para arriesgar la vida por nuestro hermano, no somos más que políticos: vociferantes putas de la retórica
She changed your oil and put the chill on you all in one night?
Scratch a cynic and you will find a disappointed romantic.
Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug.
Moi?, said I, in perfect fucking French.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much, said Iago.Methinks the lady protests just the right amount, said Emilia. Methinks the lady is just getting fucking started protesting.
Love is where you find it.
It’s a yeti, said Gaspar from behind me, obviously having been roused from his trance. An abominable snowman. This is what happens when you fuck a sheep!? I exclaimed. Not an abomination, Josh said, a...
In fact, amid all the musical laments over not having a heart, a brain, or the nerve, did anyone notice that they didn’t have a penis among them? I think it would have shown on the Lion and the Tin Ma...
I'm painting moments. Unrepeatable, singular moments of light.
Hey, Barry, climb off, motherfucker, I’m up next, then it’s Jeff’s turn. I put it on the board. Blue, don’t let him do that to your ear, baby, you won’t hear for a month.