Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don’t look so goddamn smug.
I'm lucky because my dad taught me to be frugal and save. And that's important because I want to know that I don't have to take an acting job for two or three years if I don't want to and that I'll st...
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
Be an example to teach, be a role model to follow, and be a leader to emulate.
Quality is not an act, it is a habit.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
You say you love rain, but you use an umbrella to walk under it. You say you love sun, but you seek shelter when it is shining. You say you love wind, but when it comes you close your windows. So that...
Eschew evil and it`s machinations.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.