Soon a whole guild of low-priced shrine keepers around Europe named their own pope - Boldface the Relatively Shameless, Discount Pope of Prague. The price war was on [...] The Retail Pope would offer...
I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool. [Oswald]He's not impudent, said Jones [the puppet]. With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady.I nodded i...
Children see magic because they look for it.
Then someone started pounding on the door. And not a little Hey, what's up? pound. Like there was a big sale on door pounds down at the Pound Outlet. Buy one, get one free at Pounds-n-Stuff.--Being th...
Nothing evokes the prurient like puritanism.
You've always been broken, love, it's the crux of your character.
Congratulations, you have been chosen to act as Death, it’s a dirty job, but someone has to do it.
Fucksocks! It’s Chet the huge shaved vampyre cat, down on the street. He looks bigger, and I think he ate a meter maid. Her little cart is running and there’s an empty uniform on the curb.Bad kitty!
Finally, this story was set in a dire time, a deadly serious time, and the world of the first-century Jew under the rule of the Romans would not have been one that easily inspired mirth. It’s more tha...
Megaptera novaeangliae («Grandes alas de Nueva Inglaterra», la había denominado cierto científico, demostrando de este modo que los científicos también beben)
Moi?, said I, in perfect fucking French.
I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into the future in his imagination and see possibilities, and theref...
Oh, that’s heinous fuckery most foul, said Kona.
Jealousy makes you feel bad, but God is jealous, so it must be good. Yet when a dog licks its balls it seems to enjoy it, but it must be bad under the law.
The two had been together since they were little girls, and so loved and hated each other like sisters.
Just because he was pretty didn't mean he couldn't be improved by a smack upside the head with a piece of earnest hickory
It’s French, she said. They designed it like a zoo—you know, keep ’em in, but give everyone a good look at ’em...
Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.
…turning your ankle hurts like hell, even if you're a superhero.
Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.
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