A Bluesman hates to be told what to do. Authority rankles him, inspires his rebellion, and plays to his need to self-destruct. A Bluesman doesn't take to having a boss unless he's on a chain gang (for...
[...]I am a romance slut, and there's nothing I can do about it. If a guy does or says something romantic, I'm all Oh, please excuse me, kind sir, let me dial down my IQ and oh, if it would please sir...
Praying is talking to God. Meditating is listening.
He was a LEPER, you idiot! Not a leopard.
Which is why you chose to wear that delightful ensemble from the skank-wear collection at Hoes-n-Thangs? -Tommy
I love you, Lucien, but I am a muse, you are an artist, I am here to make you comfortable.
As if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.
Yo, yo, yo, check it out, said PJ, with enough hand gestures that any deaf person watching would have thought he had ASL Tourette's syndrome
There's some heinous fuckery goin' on mon.
Fucksocks! It’s Chet the huge shaved vampyre cat, down on the street. He looks bigger, and I think he ate a meter maid. Her little cart is running and there’s an empty uniform on the curb.Bad kitty!
Sweetheart, wake up; you've destroyed the house and I need you to suffer for it.
Routine feeds the illusion of safety...
No one knows why, but second only to eating the brains of the living, the dead love affordable prefab furniture.
I'm poor and my cat is huge.
I'll not have an exchange with an impudent fool. [Oswald]He's not impudent, said Jones [the puppet]. With proper inspiration, the lad sports a woody as stout as a mooring pin. Ask your lady.I nodded i...
Serão todas as mulheres mais fortes e melhores do que eu?- Sim - respondeu ele.
[in regards to the Asian guy] He was so cute - in that Final Fantasy Thirty-Seven way. What I'm saying is, the Sex Fu is strong with this one.--The Chronicles of Abby Normal
Tommy, I'm going to tell you something I've never told anyone before. If you repeat it, I'll deny I said it. Five years ago I saw a white owl with a seventy-foot wingspan swoop out of the sky and pluc...
The netherworld is timeless and unchanging, and boring -- much like a doctor's waiting room.
Love is where you find it.