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He's so old his social security number is two digits.

Brian Morgan

He's so old his social security number is two digits.

Tags: birthdays, age, humorous

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About Brian Morgan

Brian Morgan may refer to:

Brian Morgan (snooker player) (born 1968), English snooker player and coach
Brian Morgan (lawyer) (1950–2007), Canadian lawyer
Brian Alexander Morgan, record producer