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So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.

Ben Aaronovitch

So that's when I came up with the most ridiculous plan since I'd decided to take a witness statement from a ghost. It was a plan so stupid that even Baldrick would have rejected it out of hand.

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She was spontaneously created by the midichlorians,' I said. Both women gave me blank looks. 'Never mind.

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I was pleased to see that even back in the glory days of the Folly people left their mugs of tea on their magical textbooks.

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Bollocks, I thought, or testiculi or possibly testiculos if we were using the accusative.

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Then Beverley Brook stepped onto the footplate and pointed a shotgun straight at the Queen’s head – I recognised the Purdey from my trunk. It was nice to see it getting an airing.Beverley herself was...

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