Then it suddenly and theatrically began to clean itself in the way cats do when they want you to know what a big deal you aren't.
So I sang the first Italian song that came into my head, which turned out to be Volare. I’m sure I need not mention at this point that I am a rock star, and it sounded fantastic. J.Lo
The sky looked really great when nearly the entire country was blacked out. Of course, now it looked dangerous, too. I wondered if it would ever be just the night sky again, and not a black sea, full...
Jay lurched in one direction, jerked back, lurched in another, tripped for no reason. He finally made it through a gauntlet of invisible obstacles and crouched behind a water fountain shaped like a hi...
What part of Canada are you from, honey?THE LEFT PART, said Jay.
Woah,' I said, blocking the doorway. 'You can't come in here. This is the girls' room.' Even as it came out of my mouth, I knew it sounded dumb. Dumb, I thought and maybe even .You...are a boy, aren't...
The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th foll...
A row of tables manned by seated, serious women. Each woman looked like she could be someone's least-favourite aunt.
You are singing to the preacher, said J.Lo.Preaching to the choir, I corrected him.Yes. This thing.
You know that part in the story where the character thinks, I bet I didn’t really see a ghost after all. I bet it was just a sheet. Wearing chains. Floating through our pantry. Shrieking. I bet it was...
There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.
I'm part fairy,' said John. There was a quiet pause, and he eyed the man. 'Is that a problem?' 'No, sir. The United States military is very accepting of that sort of thing nowadays.
I think there's a part of the brain, probably somewhere in the back, that won't give up believing in magic. It was the part that made cavemen believe that drawing elks on stone would make for a good h...
I meow now? hissed J.Lo when she was gone. What comes next? Do I juggle fire?Look, I'm sorry, but it's good this happened. Mrs. Hoegaarden will probably tell people you meow, and we'll spread the word...
You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are...
Who wants a leader who wants to be leader? And I could see his point there. I've always sort of thought we ought to keep a close eye on anyone who wants power over others.
Director Tom Stone is currently a potato farmer in Holbrook and could not be reached for comment. RECORDING
But this is what I also thought as I watched the waves of trash crash over the cracked and broken road: that for the rest of us, Arizona would always be one of our places now. It would be on the list...
You know what’s weird, though? It’s weird that the ark would be such a kids’ story, you know? I mean, it’s…really a story about death. Every person who isn’t in Noah’s family? They die. Every animal,...
As far as pets go, a cat is a nice on to have.
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