Adam Rex Quotes

You can do terrible things when you don't know who you are...

I’d drained our bank account, and there was less than I’d expected in the rainy-day fund that Mom had kept at the bottom of an underwear drawer in a panty hose egg labeled DEAD SPIDERS. As if I hadn’t...

About Author

Adam Michael Rex (born May 16, 1973) is an American illustrator and author of children's books from Tucson, Arizona.

Soon the Boov was in the ghost suit and Pig was in the car, which would be a good lyric for a bluegrass song, now that I think of it.

So I sang the first Italian song that came into my head, which turned out to be Volare. I’m sure I need not mention at this point that I am a rock star, and it sounded fantastic. J.Lo

I didn’t feel up to arguing about it, but I was pretty sure if you loved everything you didn’t really love anything.

I've been punched by a vampire, an Indian girl, and a panda... I should be a video game.

I'm part fairy,' said John. There was a quiet pause, and he eyed the man. 'Is that a problem?' 'No, sir. The United States military is very accepting of that sort of thing nowadays.

This is exciting, said J.Lo. We are sneaky agent men, like Bond James Bond.I don't know where you pick this stuff up.

The Freemen have 987 levels of membership, the first three of which are achieved merely by filling out an application. The 8th level is granted upon full acceptance into the local lodge, the 13th foll...

I think there's a part of the brain, probably somewhere in the back, that won't give up believing in magic. It was the part that made cavemen believe that drawing elks on stone would make for a good h...

This is where you all live? Asked John as they ascended the stairs. It's small.This is just our Thanksgiving house, Scott muttered. We have a house for every day of the year.

So why the pelican? Said Haskoll.The thief was giving Haskoll a look that said,

J.Lo gasped. When I looked to see why, he had one hand to his mouth and the other pointing at me.You . . . he squealed, wagging his finger. . . . your !I raised my hand to my face, turning it over and...

Project: Potential was a separate class that the gifted students went to for an hour each day. The name was supposed to make it exciting, like Code Name: Cursive or Mission: State Capitals.

Look, I said halfheartedly. Another one of those tumbleweeds made out of old hair weaves.Tumbleweave, said J.Lo.

Who wants a leader who wants to be leader? And I could see his point there. I've always sort of thought we ought to keep a close eye on anyone who wants power over others.

My partner and I are going to be run over by a rabbit driving a Citroën just isn’t the sort of thing that occurs to most people, no matter what kind of life they’ve led.

My birth certificate says Gratuity Tucci, but Mom’s called me Turtlebear ever since she learned that gratuity didn’t mean what she thought it did. My friends call me Tip. I

For the gentle werelibrarian,who's strictly vegetarian,there's nothing like Tofillagerthe MEATLESS TOFU VILLAGER

The sky looked really great when nearly the entire country was blacked out. Of course, now it looked dangerous, too. I wondered if it would ever be just the night sky again, and not a black sea, full...