The masses have yet to realize that generating your own electricity is a potentially hazardous activity to engage in.
Instinct is all of our humanity being deliberately honest with all of life.
We are all dust passing through the air, the difference is, some are flying high in the sky, while others are flying low. But eventually, we all settle on the same ground.
It was in the horizon of existence, that the Big Bang must have created our souls, we loved each other like the plane of time doesn't hold a fleck of control over us.
They're so broke that they've actually cut essential services. In many places, they've cut policemen, because, who the fuck needs them? Or firemen, son of a bitch, it's much more fun watching somethin...
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure.
If hot food is they key to maintaining an expedition's stamina, then low grade gut-rot alcohol is the key to sustaining its sense of pleasure.
I've just been bitten on the neck by a vampire... mosquito. Does that mean that when the night comes I will rise and be annoying?
There is no compromise when it comes to someones delicate feelings, the only way out is to stop pretending and set yourself free from someones life.
If any woman opens her legs for you, don't feel so lucky to be fed with nonsense, she has been a bitch for a long time, and now its your own turn to get a share from her itching tunnel.
Create a world in front of your readers where they can taste, smell, touch, hear, see, and move. Else they are likely going to move on to another book.
When my vision is numbed by apathy and narrowed by mediocrity, I can stand in the presence of great things and fail to see even the smallest of things.
As soon as you start fulfilling your purpose your adversaries will appear
Famine sometimes increases the number of people who are overweight.
The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.
I remained with Lark in the hospital room until Aaron arrived out of breath from running. My muse, he said, taking her hand. Leaving them alone to prepare for the surgery, I walked into the waiting ro...
I have a high art: I hurt with cruelty those who would wound me.
If you can dream it up, you can team it up.
When God's favour and Godly flavour is in you, your haters will taste wisdom and the only thing they can do is to regret ever tasting a sweet thing.
Foolishness sleeps soundly, while knowledge turns with each thinking hour, longing for the dawn of answers.