He wanted the world to believe that he was a horse rider. So let him ride his horses at the bottom of the ocean.

He … loves her. Well, he’s crushing on her anyway.I didn’t know the term but I understood its meaning well enough. I sighed. I thought she’d be smarter.He raised his eyebrows. She’s plenty smart. He l...

Here's a tip, Alyconeus. Next time you choose the biggest state for your home, don't set up base in the part that's only 10 miles wide. Welcome to Canada, idiot.

I'm afraid of them and they don't like me because I'm afraid.

I've had so many bikini waxes, I cry every time I see a Popsicle stick.

If you wish to remain above the forces here, do not let anyone's approval dictate your actions

I don't think I can marry, I'm not fit for it, I'm not real enough. That's the trouble. I'm a puppet that's realised what's wrong with itself and it's . I'm propped up somewhere all alone, watching th...

I know you have not thought about it. Italians always act without thinking, it's the glory and the downfall of your civilisation. A German plans a month in advance what his bowel movements will be at...

I loved being in my own head so much, it was getting harder and harder being with other people.

I need some beef and broccoli before I face any more Mr. Darcy. It's a truth universally acknowledged that if you watch too much television on am empty stomach, your head falls off. If your head fall...

En nuestro barrio, cuando tienes trece años ya sabes dónde están los límites.

Everyone expected Emily to take care and take charge. It had always been this way. When her mother was sick, she'd filled out her own permission slips for school. When Jess signed up to bring home the...

Everyone knows history is written by the winners, but that cliche misses a crucial detail: Over time, the winners are always the progressives. Conservatism can only win in the short term, because soci...

Fame Shark is American Psycho meets Call It Sleep. A no-holds -barred saga of the extremes a human being can go to in his or her quest for attention. Young has the precocity and audacity of Shelley an...

Girls are always saying things like, I’m so unhappy that I’m going to overdose on aspirin, but they’d be awfully surprised if they succeeded. They have no intention of dying. At the first sight of blo...

Good. Drink your tea, he ordered. It will make you feel better.Nothing will make me feel better, she thought, but she drank it down. It was hot and sweet. Mr. Humphreys must have put his entire month'...

Gross. I just agreed internally with something Tina said. I reminded myself to run tests when I got home to make sure I hadn’t just been possessed by a demon.

Harleigh, el hijo menor de Willie, decidió que prefería no estar en el libro y debí reescribirlo. Es una lástima, porque es bastante pintoresco y forma parte de esta tribu; excluirlo me parece que es...

How inappropriate,’ Lila said coldly. ‘Who’d ever dream of showing up at a dance in a wheelchair? What does she think she’s going to do all night?

I don't know how to say it, but after last night I feel different. I seem to see ahead, in a kind of way. I know we are going to take a very long road, into darkness; but I know I can't turn back. It...