“ What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun! Ana Claudia Antunes
“ What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours. Ana Claudia Antunes
“ Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh. Aniruddha Sastikar
“ She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice or umpteen times, it's proof she knew Spataro... how shall we put… Robert Goddard
“ When we were little, the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise… Lewis Carroll
