He that would pun would pick a pocket.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
What happened when the Verb asked the noun to conjugate? She said "no-no!", forgot the "o" and decided to become a nun!
What did the soup say to the tea plate? "You're too shallow for me. I like deep dish to dip right into!" I still keep my British humour in good taste. No room for egos or rumours.
Of puns it has been said that those most dislike who are least able to utter them.
Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.
I never knew an enemy to puns who was not an ill-natured man.
She only modelled for him once,' Max said stubbornly, leaning the canvases back against the wall and replacing the sheet. 'Once, twice or umpteen times, it's proof she knew Spataro... how shall we put...
Going to the gym at this odd hour didn't 'work out' for me.
When we were little, the Mock Turtle went on at last, more calmly, though still sobbing a little now and then, we went to school in the sea. The master was an old Turtle - we used to call him Tortoise...
Pony eyed the pitcher of hot fudge sauce Nellie had placed on the table. And if you pass that pitcher, I will reveal a nugget of information that will please you and instantly return me to your good g...