“ Okay, so I shouldn't have fucked with her on the introduction thing. Writing nothing except, in her notebook probably wasn't the smartest move. But I was itching to make Little Miss stumble in her i… Simone Elkeles
“ Will the people in the cheaper seats clap your hands? All the rest of you if you'll just rattle your jewelry. John Lennon
“ At the end of a long introduction: You omitted perhaps one thing - that in 1974 I had a hemorrhoidectomy. Howell Heflin
“ Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all. Neil Simon
“ Good evening ladies and gentlemen. I'm pleased to be with you. (Pause) That concludes my prepared remarks. Anonymous
“ I was chosen to speak due to my warm personality. . . . Look up warm and it means "not so hot." Anonymous
“ A lot of you want me to hurry through the introduction. That's because you're so much older you don't want to waste a minute of your life. Wendy Morgan
