“ Goldie Hawn is funny sexy beautiful talented intelligent warm and consistently sunny. Other than that she doesn't impress me at all. Neil Simon
“ You must realize that honorary degrees are given generally to people whose SAT scores were too low to get them into schools the regular way. As a matter of fact, it was my SAT scores that led me into… Neil Simon
“ Sports is the only entertainment where, no matter how many times you go back, you never know the ending. Neil Simon
“ I LOVE living, I have some problems with my LIFE, but living is the best thing they've come up with so far. Neil Simon
“ When its 100 degrees in New York, it's 72 in Los Angeles. When its 30 degrees in New York, in Los Angeles it's still 72. However, there are 6 million interesting people in New York, and only 72 in Los… Neil Simon
“ Take care of him. And make him feel important. And if you can do that, you'll have a happy and wonderful marriage. Like two out of every ten couples. Neil Simon
“ Everyone thinks they can write a play you just write down what happened to you. But the art of it is drawing from all the moments of your life. Neil Simon
“ Sure it hurts, but if you love someone, you forgive them." BlancheSomethings you forgive, somethings you never forgive." Kate Neil Simon
