“ Sexually active? Sexually ? Patrick and I hadn't even learned the fine points of kissing yet!I marched on down. 'For your information,' I said from the doorway, as both Dad and Lester jerked to attent… Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“ I sure wasn't going to ask Aunt Sally, because if she told me once that getting your period was like a moth becoming a butterfly, she'd probably say that sexual intercourse was like a deer getting ant… Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
“ Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just w… Jill Conner Browne
“ The King had advertised the old magic tea set, but for some reason, no one wanted sugar teeth that could gouge their eyes out. Heather Dixon
“ We read in the paper about a fifty-five-year-old woman-you read right, that's fifty five- who had quadruplets! Since the pregnancy was in vitro, it was clearly on purpose. I've got to tell you, we wer… Jill Conner Browne
“ Everybody's always doing the same old things--- you know, doing unto others before they can do unto you. Michael Lee West
