“ Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ A theory of personal resurrection or reincarnation of the individual is untenable when we but pause to consider the magnitude of the idea. On the contrary, I must believe that rather than the survival… Luther Burbank
“ When Henry Ford decided to produce his famous V-8 motor, he chose to build an engine with the entire eight cylinders cast in one block, and instructed his engineers to produce a design for the engine.… Henry Ford
“ The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole with our whole family strapped inside. P. J. O'Rourke
“ Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments. Erma Bombeck
“ I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies. P. J. O'Rourke
