“ An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't. Sacha Guitry
“ Life is like a trumpet - if you don't put anything into it, you don't get anything out of it. William Christopher Handy
“ But you can count the dead bodies from alcohol, tobacco, and legal pharmaceuticals by the millions. Jack Herer
“ You know, I'm Australian, and we have got the worst sense of humor. We are cruel to each other. Steve Irwin
“ Life moves fast. As much as you can learn from your history, you have to move forward. Eddie Vedder
“ So I can't show you how, exactly, health care is a basic human right. But what I can argue is that no one should have to die of a disease that is treatable. Paul Farmer
“ No matter how old you are, no matter how much you weigh, you can still control the health of your body. Mehmet Oz
“ Manners are a sensitive awareness of the feelings of others. If you have that awareness, you have good manners, no matter what fork you use. Emily Post
“ Learn to... be what you are, and learn to resign with a good grace all that you are not. Henri Frederic Amiel
“ Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A-Sketch. Dennis Miller
