“ The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these jokes just write themselves. David Letterman
“ Sooner or later you must move down an unknown road that leads beyond the range of the imagination, and the only certainty is that the trip has to be made. Bruce Catton
“ I come before you to declare that my sex are entitled to the inalienable right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Victoria Woodhull
“ You know, you can touch a stick of dynamite, but if you touch a venomous snake it'll turn around and bite you and kill you so fast it's not even funny. Steve Irwin
“ The way to develop self-confidence is to do the thing you fear and get a record of successful experiences behind you. William Jennings Bryan
“ If you search and search and stop searching, then ultimately you'll find what you need. It is the experience of living. Marion Cotillard
“ All the characters in my books are imagined, but all have a bit of who I am in them - much like the characters in your dreams are all formed by who you are. Alice Hoffman
“ As a coach you can influence the diet of your players. You can point out what is wrong. Arsene Wenger
“ I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. Anna Kournikova