“ If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner. John Barrymore
“ Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him. John Barrymore
“ He neither drank smoked nor rode a bicycle. Living frugally saving his money he died early surrounded by greedy relatives. It was a great lesson to me. John Barrymore
“ I am thinking of taking a fifth wife. Why not? Solomon had a thousand wives and he is a synonym for wisdom. John Barrymore
“ Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. John Barrymore
“ My head is buried in the sands of tomorrow while my tail feathers are singed by the hot sun of today. John Barrymore
“ I would like to find a stew that will give me heartburn immediately, instead of at three o clock in the morning. John Barrymore
“ In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone but sometimes it is a great relief. John Barrymore
“ Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble. John Barrymore
