“ Take off your damned wrapper! The old buffer ordered, looking intensely at her lower part. Comfort was on her knees, rubbing the old man's dirty feet. All her plea and tears continually worsen the who… Michael Bassey Johnson
“ With these words there came the rending scream of a shattered stirk and an angry troubling of the branches as the poor madman percolated through the sieve of a sharp yew, a wailing black meteor hurtli… Flann O'Brien
“ That was when things got weird. You may have thought things were weird already, but this was uber-weird Dinah Katt
“ Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour. Sarah Dessen
“ A demonic reaper asked to be my valentine and then killed his crazy ex-girlfriend to save my life. Tomorrow I was starting up antipsychotic meds. Courtney Allison Moulton
“ What I'm trying to say, Brooke Overland, is that I want to be your nanny."That's seriously the most romantic thing I've ever heard in my life. C.M. Stunich
“ If you put any effort into anything you do and have a strong sense of self to the point where you don’t even question your choices before you walk out of the house— you’re a fucking weirdo. Jen Kirkman
“ Let God create in you His masterpiece. He will make you truly different and joyfully weird. Craig Groeschel
“ For as long I can remember I have wanted to die. So that started around age 6. I think. My earliest clear memories start at age 140. John Kennebrew
“ Nothing is ever as simple as it seems. At the edge of perception, weird things dance and howl. M.H. Boroson
“ The Special Operations Network was instigated to handle policing duties considered either too unusual or too specialized to be tackled by the regular force. There were thirty departments in all, start… Jasper Fforde
“ Weird how I can feel so frail and tiny sometimes, and other times so brave and bold and reckless and free, and . . . Does everybody feel the same? When people get grown-up, do they always feel grown-u… David Almond
“ These are the sports, the offthrows, of the universe instead of the species; these are the weird children of the lust of the spheres. Charles G. Finney
“ If they can worship a weird creature, which is even not existed; why I must not worship a beautiful one who is already here. M.F. Moonzajer
“ Circus can't just be beautiful. It has to be weird. It has to be frightening. Elizabeth Schulte Martin
“ Caught in a terrible cycle, I was thinking about what I thought about my own thoughts, so I went to the bar where I got myself a glass of water. John duover
“ Death is beautiful, part of life... No, it is sad. It’s sad when anyone dies. Even though every single human dies. So it’s really not that sad. Harris Wittels
“ Must always try to be out thereGetting everything out thereTake what is inside yourselfAnd place it out there. Initially NO
