You're just a huge romantic at heart, aren't you?""If there's cash involved, I'm anything you want me to be.
When she turned I could see her face was plain and outwardly unremarkable, yet possessing of a bearing that showed inner strength and resolve. I stared at her intently with a mixture of feelings. I ha...
Honor is kind of what you get when you weaponize manners
Magic is the fifth fundamental force and is even more mysterious than gravity, which is really saying something.
So my humor, I'd say, comes from a mixture of lowbrow comedy shows and highbrow theater. It's an interesting mix.
Sometimes I wonder if the human race isn't collectively as mad as a sack of door knobs.
I hope that in my books there's an undertone of politics, basic tenets of how we should live.
My only companion from the outside world during nineteen years of isolation has been my personal hatred of Thursday Next. It's kind of like the old me suddenly taking over, and I promised myself that...
Mr. McGregor's a nasty piece of work, isn't he? Quite the Darth Vader of children's literature.
Miltons were, on the whole, the most enthusiastic poet followers. A flick through the London telephone directory would yield about four thousand John Miltons, two thousand William Blakes, a thousand o...
I am boring, but I'm ok with it. I'm the anchor, the shoulder...I'm an average man...with a truly extraordinary wife