Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
What a pity human beings can't exchange problems. Everyone knows exactly how to solve the other fellow's.
I have my standards. They may be low but I have them.
I've got nothing against girls in tight sweaters - darn it!
I never gossip but I can give you the names of certain people who do.
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
I don't gamble. I invest with a risk.
No company is preferable to bad. We are more apt to catch the vices of others than virtues, as disease is far more contagious than health.
I don't believe in astrology - of course that's very typical of Leos.
When compelled to cook I produce a meal that would make a sword swallower gag.
The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."
We'd all like a reputation for generosity and we'd all like to buy it cheap.
O, beware, my lord, of jealousy;It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mockThe meat it feeds on.
If you didn't do anything that wasn't good for you it would be a very dull life. What are you gonna do? Everything that is pleasant in life is dangerous. Have you noticed that? I'd like to find the ba...
Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
The good man, though a slave, is free; the wicked, though he reigns, is a slave, and not the slave of a single man, but - what is worse - the slave of as many masters as he has vices.
The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.
I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
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