Yesterday was the first day of the rest of your life . . . and you messed it up again.
Everyone is ignorant only on different subjects.
No one can have a higher opinion of him than I have - and I think he's a dirty little beast.
The rich can be "eccentric " the poor have to be considered "nuts."
To love a woman for her virtues is meaningless. She's earned it, it's a payment, not a gift. But to love her for her vices is a real gift, unearned and undeserved. To love her for her vices is to defi...
No man can cause more grief than the one clinging blindly to the vices of his ancesters.
Well-adjusted means you can make the same mistakes over and over again and keep smiling.
Deep down I'm really shallow.
Being popular is important. Otherwise people might not like you.
Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone.
I have too much respect for the truth to drag it out on every trifling occasion.
She's not moody. She's just known for her versatility of emotions.
The worst thing about a bore is not that he won't stop talking but that he won't let you stop listening.
You can't act like a skunk without someone's getting wind of it.
He could sell the Pope on financing a Mormon tabernacle.
I'm not at all stuck up . . . although judging from those around me I have every right to be.
True sense of humour and true, deep happiness never depend on the after effects of destructive vices
The ability to sin differs among people. For example a short-armed fisherman isn't as big a liar as a long-armed one.
Horse sense is what keeps horses from betting on what people will do.
My mother said "You won't amount to anything because you procrastinate." I said "Just wait."