Making God a man is the consolation prize that our forefathers gave themselves for not being the ones who were each blessed with a vagina.
Most people who are would each not be in love with their partner, if they did not have the kind of genitals they have.
Most men would no longer enjoy conversing with most women if they stopped bringing their vaginas along.
In fact, in recent years I have become more and more didactic about pubic hair - to the point where I now believe that there are only four things a grown, modern woman should have: a pair of yellow sh...