“ Joe I said. It's Stephanie.Does this involve death?Not yet.Does this involve sex?Not yet.I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me. Janet Evanovich
“ Stephanie had no problem doing what shewas told, just so long as she was given a good reason why sheshould. Derek Landy
“ There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls. Janet Evanovich
“ Babe, Ranger said. You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about. That had been true five minutes a… Janet Evanovich
“ Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed e… Janet Evanovich
“ Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minut… Janet Evanovich
“ If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk, I said to Ranger. Not drunk, Ranger said. Just relaxed and naked. Janet Evanovich
“ As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. That's a rocket launcher! Ye… Janet Evanovich
“ I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a rec… Janet Evanovich
“ Does your mother know that you're carrying a gun? I'm going to tell her. I'm going to call and tell her right now. She sent me a look of utter disgust and slammed the front door. I was 30-year-old and… Janet Evanovich
“ Are we fighting? I asked Morelli.No. Were discussing.Are you sure?Am I yelling? Morelli asked. Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?No.The were not figh… Janet Evanovich
