Janet Evanovich Quote

Stephanie had no problem doing what shewas told, just so long as she was given a good reason why sheshould.

There is no such thing as a good call at 7 AM. It's been my experience that all calls between the hours of 11 PM and 9 AM are disaster calls.

Babe, Ranger said. You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about. That had been true five minutes a...

Babe, you've destroyed a car, burned down two buildings, stapled a guy's nuts, and you have sixteen stitches in your leg. Take a night off. Have a glass of wine, watch some television, and go to bed e...

Babe," Ranger said. "You're looking a little strung out. Is there anything I should know?"I'm on a sugar withdrawal. I've given up desert and it's all I can think about." That had been true five minut...

If I didn't know better, I'd think you were trying to get me drunk, I said to Ranger. Not drunk, Ranger said. Just relaxed and naked.

Joe I said. It's Stephanie.Does this involve death?Not yet.Does this involve sex?Not yet.I can't imagine why else you'd be calling me.

As Stephanie and Lula were going after the bad guys, Lula was making preparations from the trunk of her Firebird. Stephanie looked inside and stopped breathing for a beat. That's a rocket launcher! Ye...

I don't feel so good. Lula said. And she farted. She squeezed her eyes shut tight and did a full minute-long fart. Excuse me. she said. I was horrified and impressed all at the same time. It was a rec...

Are we fighting? I asked Morelli.No. Were discussing.Are you sure?Am I yelling? Morelli asked. Is my face purple? Are the cords on my neck standing out? Am I waving my arms around?No.The were not figh...