Life is a process during which one initially gets less and less dependent, independent, and then more and more dependent.
If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own mo...
(n.) One who satirizes; especially, one who writes satire.
Some people avoid thinking deeply in public, only because they are afraid of coming across as suicidal.
Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.
Some people hate people who are overconfident, only because their overconfidence reminds them of their underconfidence.
A premature death does not only rob one of the countless instances where one would have experienced pleasure, it also saves one from the innumerable instances where one would have experienced pain.
Boredom is probably more frequent and more tormenting if you do not have sight or hands.
In some cases, you can tell how somebody is being treated by their own boss from the way they are treating someone to whom they are a boss.
Being rich or famous is the only profound thing that some people have ever said.
VW used to mean FAHRVERGNUGEN and now it's FARFROMUNION!Birgit Von Schondorf
A satirist that criticizes religion is seen as a satanist.