“ Listen, Peaches, is what humans are all about, said the voice of Maurice. They're so keen on tricking one another all the time that they elect governments to do it for them. Terry Pratchett
“ Then the small man suddenly ran after them and said:I want to get my haircut. I say, do you know a little shop anywhere where they cut hair properly? I keep on having my hair cut, but it keeps on grow… G.K. Chesterton
“ He felt that such a life in which one could display such sarcasm and wit was after all to a certain degree worth living. Richmal Compton
“ Festus just detected a large group of eagles behind us—long-range radar, still not in sight.Piper leaned over the console. Are you sure they’re Roman?Leo rolled his eyes. No, Pipes. It could be a rand… Rick Riordan
“ Twenty-three stories up and all I could see out the windows was grey smog. They could call it the City of the Angels if they wanted to, but if there were angels out there, they had to be flying blind. Laurell K. Hamilton
“ How are you feeling?I leaned away from him. Gross.Aiden frowned. Gross?I haven't brushed my teeth or washed my face in days. Don't come near me.He laughed. Alex, come on.Seriously, I'm gross. I put my… Jennifer L. Armentrout
“ Murderous thieves make their home here." She failed to keep the tremor from her voice. "Absolutely," Jonas replied."Dangerous animals too.""Without a doubt."She slanted a look toward him. "Perfect pla… Morgan Rhodes
“ Why can't these American women stay in their own country? They are always telling us that it is the paradise for women.It is. That is the reason why, like Eve, they are so excessively anxious to get o… Oscar Wilde
“ Son-- "We don't need ladders, we have obsidian, bro."Mommy's thoughts-- "............................... .......fucking minecraft Mel Brown
“ The mage pulled my knife out of his side and looked at it. Nice knife. The voice was deep but female.I threw my second knife. The blade bit into the mage’s chest. Shit. Missed the neck. Here, have ano… Ilona Andrews
“ The earl shook his head, exhibiting a degree of frosty offense that could only be achieved by an aristocrat whose wishes had just been gainsaid. I’ve never heard of a man being so eager to confess to… Lisa Kleypas
“ The key to humor is often self-loathing or sarcasm. In a sense, that's how self-loathing is made palatable. James Gray
“ I suppose that I found out two more constituents of the eternal engine: folly and curiosity. Alexander Zalan
“ The problem is not that people make any bond of affection they like with people they like; the problem is calling that bond of affection "love. Daya Kudari
“ Maybe, he said in a slow, rural drawl, you could explain to me why I found you in the middle of an orgy. Well, I said, if you’re going to be in an orgy, the middle is the best spot, isn’t it. Jim Butcher
“ Silverstream: You idiot!!! What are you doing in my territory???Graystripe:...Drowning?Silverstream: Can't you do that in your own territory?Graystripe: Ah, but who would rescue me there? Erin Hunter
