“ The worst case of discrimination can be witnessed in music. Imagine calling B 'sharp' in presence of D 'minor EverSkeptic
“ Jace said that the cast of Gilligan's Island could do something anatomically unlikely with themselves. Cassandra Clare
“ I don't profess any religion; I don't think it’s possible that there is a God; I have the greatest difficulty in understanding what is meant by the words ‘spiritual’ or ‘spirituality.' Philip Pullman
“ Don't waste yer' breath kid. Explainin' anything to that one? It's like tryin' ta' slap the dumb off a retard... -George Foster Shawn Durnin
“ There, at her console, he dialed 594: pleased acknowledgement of husband's superior wisdom in all matters Philip K. Dick
“ I tweet from bed. I love it because it's so quick. And it's funny. But it also leaves a lot of room for error because new people don't sense the sarcasm - there's no sarcasm font. Christine Teigen
“ Why were you lurking under our window?Yes - yes, good point, Petunia! What were you doing under our windows, boy?Listening to the news, said Harry in a resigned voice.His aunt and uncle exchanged look… J.K. Rowling
“ Then why are you here? Emma demanded. Oh, is this one of those missed-connections things? We met the other night, you felt a spark? Sorry, but I don’t date trees.I am not a tree. Iarlath looked angry,… Cassandra Clare
“ You should remove your jacket," the Mage said. "Use it to shade your head."She didn't want to remove her one sign of authority, her one piece of armor, though in both respects the jacket offered littl… Jack Campbell
“ Marion: What is all this? What's going on?Clint: The same thing that's always going on. The end of the world. Rachel Pollack
“ My dear, I have never been able to finish a Russian novel. They are so tiresome. I think there are thousands of characters, and in the end it turns out there are only four or five. Isn't it maddening… Ernesto Sabato
“ It’s sarcasm, Josh.Sarcasm?It’s from the Greek, sarkasmos. To bite the lips. It means that you aren’t really saying what you mean, but people will get your point. I invented it, Bartholomew named it.W… Christopher Moore
“ What I claim is to live to the full the contradiction of my time, which may well make sarcasm the condition of truth. Roland Barthes
“ Clever is when one is crafty enough to mistake your imagination for intelligence. Smart is when one assumes they are too educated to notice the difference. Kerry E. Wagner
“ Tech made all things possible, and therefore mandatory. Not to mention the fact that carrying around all this smartphone in your purse or pocket had become such a fantastic drag. Cranial implant was s… Stanley Bing
