“ And her dumplings were so light they would float in the air and you'd have to catch 'em to eat 'em. Fannie Flagg
“ The irony of life is like a brothel without prostitutes--but don't you worry, prostitutes don't need of a brothel, to exercise their profession. Efrat Cybulkiewicz
“ Peabody had better retire to her bed; she is clearly in need of recuperative sleep, she has not made a sarcastic remark for fully ten minutes. Elizabeth Peters
“ If you have to explain your sense of humor, then you are performing for the wrong crowd. Shannon L. Alder
“ In the meantime, I’ll get a job. I’ll pay my own way. A job? Mmm, yeah. It’s that thing people do to make money. Kelley Armstrong
“ Okay, can you pass yourself off as a magician and gain Gerald's trust and pass us information about Celeste's plans and save all the magicians who want to be saved? Jaime asked. "Because if so awesome… Sarah Rees Brennan
“ I was starting to hate my sixteenth birthday. A poufy white dress and a cake with roses made out of pink icing and awkward dancing with boys in awkward suits was starting to sound like a great alterna… Alyxandria Harvey
“ What--has O-Tar seen an ulsio and fainted? demanded I-Gos with broad sarcasm.Men have died for less than that, ancient one, E-Thas reminded him.I am safe, retorted I-Gos, for I am not a brave and popu… Edgar Rice Burroughs
“ I don't want tea, said Clary, with muffled force. I want to find my mother. And then I want to find out who took her in the first place, and I want to kill them.Unfortunately, said Hodge, we're all ou… Cassandra Clare
“ All depression has its roots in self-pity, and all self-pity is rooted in people taking themselves too seriously. Tom Robbins
“ Social media has turned all of us into Dogs. The moment a single dog is unhappy with something, it starts barking, and then hundreds of others join the barking immediately. We no longer use our brains… EverSkeptic
“ A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers? Cassandra Clare
“ Hey, Carlos, the Professor says when he walks in. How was REACH?It sucked.Can you be more specific? my guardian asks.It really sucked, I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word. Simone Elkeles
“ So the reason I was struck again and again was because of my overwhelmingly positive energy. Funny, I'd always thought of myself as a pessimist. Jennifer Bosworth
