“ Remember, people who peek through keyholes have to expect an occasional poke in the eye. Gary K. Wolf
“ Out of the corner of my eye, I can see Felicity and Ann hunched over their ornaments as if they were fascinating relics from an archaeological dig. I note that their shoulders are trembling, and I rea… Libba Bray
“ Marriage is not a process for prolonging the life of love, sir. It merely mummifies its corpse. P.G. Wodehouse
“ I forgot my purse of laughter when I dressed this mornin', she told me. Have you not bought anythin' the last few days? Prices have gone up. Pay or starve, it's all one to me. Tamora Pierce
“ He'd been given an assignment to write about teen beauty pageants [...], which he'd accepted because he enjoyed blood sports as much as the next person. David Baldacci
“ Goody. That must be why they were looking for a 22-caliber anything when they came by with their search warrant this morning.''They didn't!''They did.''When?''Oddly enough, right before I upped my med… Sandra Balzo
“ We are the generation of Social Media, Our biggest Revolution is a Tweet of 141 Characters. Sandra Chami Kassis
“ Sometimes, I think, that in the mornings when you first wake up, every thing that happened in the previous day rushes through our mind so fast, we, A: Don't realize it. B: Become more tired, die a lit… Melanie Kay Taylor
“ Right. That's twenty-two fifty.Twenty-two fifty? We can't hide our exasperation.Well, yeah - this is a classy joint, you know.That's obvious - the service is incredible. Markus Zusak
“ Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are.What about mummi… Cassandra Clare
“ At this time of year it's easy to forget the true meaning of Christianity - the lies, the corruption, the abuse. Banksy
“ The life I've livedWhat more can one ask forApart from a grand exitSlit of the wristTotal bliss Nomzamo Nhlumayo
“ One comforting thing about the Trump White House is that you aren't forced to choose between malice and incompetence. Garry Kasparov
“ I wanted to wake you straightaway, but I knew I had to wait several hours to ensure you were safely recovered.What! How long has it been?Five minutes. I got bored. Jonathan Stroud