I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Let's have some new cliches.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
When someone does something well applaud I You will make two people happy.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
I never liked you, and I always will.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
A verbal contract is worth about as much as the paper it's written on.