I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it.
Any man who goes to a psychiatrist ought to have his head examined.
Let's have some new cliches.
A hospital is no place to be sick.
Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.
I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.
A wide screen just makes a bad film twice as bad.
Please write music like Wagner, only louder.
This music won't do. There's not enough sarcasm in it.
I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.
Here I am paying big money to you writers and what for? All you do is change the words.
When someone does something well applaud I You will make two people happy.
Give me a couple of years, and I'll make that actress an overnight success.
A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.
Why should people go out and pay money to see bad films when they can stay at home and see bad television for nothing?
Go see it and see for yourself why you shouldn't go see it.
A verbal contract is worth about as much as the paper it's written on.
Too caustic? To hell with cost we'll make the picture anyhow. Every director bites the hand that lays the golden egg. We have all passed a lot of water since then.
The harder I work, the luckier I get.