“ Do I have to get diapers?” he asked.“Why, did Kade shit himself?” she laughed.Dylan huffed loudly. Eyebrows knitted together, “DO I NEED TO GET BOTTLES?”Jen rolled her eyes and shook her head as if he… Christine Zolendz
“ What? Really? And I thought I was just emotionally withdrawn.” She pulled her feet up, hugging her knees. “I’m also incapable going to be your next brilliant observation. Marissa Meyer
“ I’m sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to. Brandon Sanderson
“ Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash Hazel Blackthorn
“ We are literally in the heart of Jesus," he said."I thought we were in a church basement, but we are literally in the heart of Jesus.""Someone should tell Jesus," I said. "I mean, it's gotta be danger… John Green
“ Ah, Proph." Tom paused. "You did have a nightmare last night.""And here I thought maybe I dreamed it," Prophet muttered sarcastically. S.E. Jakes
“ What time is it?”“One o'clock.”I nearly spit out some soda. “In theafternoon?”“No. In the morning. Don't let that damnsunlight fool you. It lies. Glenn Bullion
“ He's crazy," Bruno said, twirling a finger in circles around the side of his head and whistling to indicate just how crazy he thought he was. "He went up to a cat on the street the other day and invit… John Boyne
“ Need I say more?''No, because you're wrong, and I'd hate for you to keep embarrassing yourself. Erin McCahan
“ I realize you're planning on fighting all the dragons single-handedly-""I'm going to protect you from John, dammit. Show him that he can't fucking mess with you. This is about territory."Tom narrowed… S.E. Jakes
“ Note to self: Caymen is very good at sarcasm.”“If you’re recording notes for an official record, I’d like the word ‘very’ stricken and replaced with ‘exceptionally. Kasie West
“ I swear to God, if GreatReads doesn't stop sending me these notification emails...how many times do I have to turn them off? Melanie Marchande
“ In fact,' said Poirot, 'she stabbed him in the dark, not realising that he was dead already, but somehow deduced that he had a watch in his pyjama pocket, took it out, put back the hands blindly and g… Agatha Christie
“ Can I ask who you are, sir?""Yeah, I expect so," said Strike, walking past him and ringing the doorbell. Anstis's dinner invitation notwithstanding, he was not feeling sympathetic to the police just n… Robert Galbraith
“ Look at what you've done,' Sanguine said, shaking his head with mock severity. 'You have foiled out insidious little plot. You have emerged triumphant and victorious. Curse you, do-gooders. Curse you. Derek Landy
“ Yes", she said her voice dripping with sarcasm. "That's exactly what I'm saying, in fact let's try sex again." She leaped to her feet and torn open her jeans. "Maybe my magic vagina will cure you of a… Larissa Ione
“ Because seeing someone’s heart ripped out, presumably for the first time, is something a person should accept naturally, like finding out there’s no Santa Clause. Katrina Monroe
