“ If by ‘foe’ you mean a brutal killer, then I suppose I’d fall into the ‘friend’ category,” I replied cynically. “Although in your case, we may have to find a secret option number three. M.A. George
“ Nothing like an orange and olive green-striped couch sitting on orange carpet and surrounded by dark wood paneling to get the inspiration rolling. Erynn Mangum
“ There's nothing like a headless corpse to bring a touch of excitement into one's life. Chet Williamson
“ Then I wondered if that was what this was, like a Brokeback Mountain thing. We’d sleep in the same bed for a year, and finally we’d do it, but we’d never talk about it, ever, and then Ben would get ma… Bill Konigsberg
“ I frowned at him. "Isn't sarcasm the opiate of the masses?""You're thinking of religion," he replied. "Sarcasm is the Xanax of the morally bereft. Cecily White
“ Who the hell is that?!Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names. Susan Elizabeth Phillips
“ Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say. Panic at the Disco
“ Arch turned and looked at Ian. The other man was fiddling with the neckline of his shirt. “You're just jealous, Ian, and wishing you had a soul mate of your own. In fact, I don't think any woman will… Rose Wynters
“ Eisenhower and Patton, old friends and figures crucial to the Allies' upcoming success, conferred over yet another gaffe on Patton's part that could have cost him his command. Patton's head is on Ike'… Jean Edward Smith
“ Dearest love, let me count the ways. Dismemberment, garroted, poisoned, drowned, named. I read that as soon as a species is named it begins its travels up the endangered list. Discovery meaning death. Lindsay Hunter
“ What if," replied Inspector Fry in the same maddeningly curteous tone, "we were all to construct daisy chains and drape them so as to shield the words from public view? Lyndsay Faye
“ I'm good. And it's good to see you've kept up the tradition of getting the holy shit beat out of you,even when you're in a nice, civilized place. Rachel Caine
“ Dear Producers, Something is radiating deep within me and it must be transmitted or I will implode and the world will suffer a great loss, unawares. Epic are the proportions of my soul, yet without a… Dave Eggers
“ She wished she had a set of greeting cards at the ready, but Hallmark probably didn’t make any that said Thank you for giving up your life so that me and my friends could escape! It was SO appreciated… Gina Damico
“ Here's a tip...If you leave a girl crying you're probably not doing your Don Juan routine right, asshole. Rachel Caine
