“ In some ways blowjobs are better than sex because when you have a mouthful of cock you can't make snide comments. Nenia Campbell
“ Congress should make it so that all sex scenes in all films should be provided with a screaming baby sound track. That should help take away all the fun and may show a major decrease in unwanted pregn… Heather Chapple
“ I’m not sitting back here with another dude while there are two perfectly doable females in the car. Nicki Elson
“ Seeing his daughter slowly die, coupled with his infinite sadness and misery, the clockmaker becomes a recluse to the tower of the castle and begins to build something behind closed doors, not even hi… Jonathan Dunne
“ It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing Josh Stern
“ You jealous souls are primeval without a doubt,Teach yourself to eat better instead of trying to eat one's heart out. Adhish Mazumder
“ It's weird, marriage. It's like this license that gives a person the legal right to control their spouse / their 'other half. Jess C. Scott
“ He might not be here, but the day he misses an opportunity to party is the day Jocelyn Wildenstein is considered the paragon of beauty. Danielle Esplin
“ Welcome to the 21st century cosmopolitan world where biased thoughts preside over unbiased deeds, simple gestures become overrated gossip materials and injustice is a part of long term justice. Adhish Mazumder
“ Not one of the boys like me. I’ve put their noses out of joint.”“Well, they were never good-looking lads. Luggs
“ I should just build a bleeding house here," I mutter as I pick myself up off the snow-covered ground. "Maybe get a few chickens. Plant a garden. Sabaa Tahir
“ We call this a “bow”, Cap’n, and the thing that’s sticking out of that fellow’s head over on the other side of the trench is called an “arrow”. If you put them together just right, they’ll do all sort… David Eddings
