“ But nowhere in the file had anyone said, “Oh, and by the way, he runs like a gazelle with an espresso addiction.” At least not in the parts I’d skimmed. Lish McBride
“ This was met with a long pause. “Are you really left-handed?” Mr. Marshall asked.“No. I’ve just been pretending to use my left hand my entire life because I enjoy never being able to work scissors pro… Courtney Milan
“ I don’t know what you’re talking about, but any organization that claims you for a member doesn’t get to call itself sinister, whether you’re left-handed or not. I would be insulted to be offered memb… Courtney Milan
“ Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend.” - Laney Joann I. Martin Sowles
“ Thank you so much for the rude know-it-all attitude while also having to look at your ridiculously colored hair and obnoxious facial and chest piercings. I am very fortunate to have just been schooled… Heather Chapple
“ Oh I'd be more than happy to hold, I'll just spend the time working on that brain tumor. David C. Holley
“ My other hand?' Lopen said. 'The one that was cut off long ago, eaten by a fearsome beast? It is making a rude gesture toward you right now. I thought you would want to know, so you can prepare to be… Brandon Sanderson
“ Was he hitting some type of werewolf midlife crisis? First, he'd left Wolf Town, and now he was envisioning a mate. What next? Bird watching? Board games? Retirement homes? Rose Wynters
“ Whatever crimes this man had committed, they weren't as egregious as his inflated self-image. Katherine McIntyre
“ MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?""Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work. Laura Oliva
“ I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh. Jennifer Harrison
“ It's funny, ma'am, how sometimes you're so sarcastic but it doesn't sting.""Because of my dimples. Dimples are a get-out-of-jail-free card Dean Koontz
“ What's going on?" I asked when he finished."I'll let you know soon. For now, we have to wait.""Great. My favorite thing to do. Richelle Mead