“ Dearest Jessamin,I have not had a letter from you in a month. (You are a terrible daughter.) I blame the slowness of the boats and hate the distance between us. (How could you leave me?)Your cousin Ja… Kiersten White
“ What? Who are you marrying?”His jaw tightened.“Princess Cleiona Bellos.”Lucia could not believe her ears. “This has been arranged.”Magnus gave her a look.“Oh, not at all. Since helping to take her fat… Morgan Rhodes
“ Sir Mark Turner," he said. "I speak with the tongues of a thousand angels. Butterflies follow me wherever I go. Birds sing when I take a breath. Courtney Milan
“ Would somebody please tell him whose idea it had been to kill the entire state of Colorado? Justin Cronin
“ That's quite gallant of you. After you've ignored me for the better part of a week, like a boy half your age with twice your charm. Renee Ahdieh
“ I glanced back to Yanni to see him smiling at us. "You two can stop being so cute now." "Well, Spencer can," Andrew deadpanned. "I, unfortunately, am cute all the time." I laughed. "It's true. He is. N.R. Walker
“ She decided to make his life as terrible, tragic and complicated as possible, so that some day Percy Jackson would have a really hard time writing about it. Rick Riordan
“ Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy. Brian Clevinger
“ Yes, look at him," Marisol said. "Sleeping in a hammock, waking before the sunrise to take care of poor people. He is so terrible. Amanda Heger
“ Stop moving!' Hermione ordered them. 'I know what this is - it's Devil's Snare!''Oh, I'm so glad we know what it's called, that's a great help,' snarled Ron, leaning back, trying to stop the plant cur… J.K. Rowling
“ Hermy, when she was not otter-hunting, could be very sarcastic, and he had a clear month of Hermy in front of him, without any otter-hunting, which, so she had informed him, was not possible in August… E.F. Benson
“ Best to have only a few absolutely perfect trait - for example, my hair and eyes and sparkling personality - so you don't overwhelm. Kiersten White
“ You're not a loser. You're almost as smart as me, which makes you one of the smartest people on the planet. Jules Barnard
“ The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean. Brian Clevinger
“ It must be wonderful to be you, Dominic, and know that you alone have shaped yourself. It must be even more wonderful for other people, your mother and even God Himself for all I know, to know that. I… Jayne Bauling
“ The problem is that in this jail there are too many mosquitoes, they don't let me sleep. Prashant Yadav
“ I believe sarcasm is the passive form of rudeness and should not be tolerated in the Body of Christ. Sean Feucht
“ Andrew just shrugged, and I fiddled with the napkin in my lap while glancing idly around the restaurant. The obligatory mirrors hung on the walls, and there was one of those fountains with fake lily p… Alicia Thompson
“ (One character on another:)"Don't you know that I passionately dote on every chin on his face? Dorothy L. Sayers
