“ As I prefer to see it, there has never been an epic love story that involved significant amounts of self-control. Jennifer Harrison
“ I have always been quite good at falling in love, but I don’t pretend to know anything about literal happily ever afters. Jennifer Harrison
“ My voice falls into Southern drawl when I am tired, drunk, or in trouble. Too often, my accent is attacked by all three of these realities. Jennifer Harrison
“ I am not being overly harsh. Overtly hostile, yes, but exactly the right amount of harsh. Jennifer Harrison
“ Facebook is that successful guy you’re supposed to want to date, but you can’t keep your mind off the beautiful freak in the corner. Twitter is my freak. Jennifer Harrison
“ Since Ireland’s independence declaration was a century older, I could not be sure if his self-evident truths meant as much as they would in America. Jennifer Harrison
“ During my completely soul-shredding midlife crisis at the age of twenty-eight, I felt sure I had peaked too soon. Jennifer Harrison
“ Malibu: With sounds of waves crashing, and the ocean at the doorstep, you feel like you are hours away from civilization. And with L.A. traffic, YOU ARE. Jennifer Harrison
“ My heart had a crush on him from the moment we met, but it was faint, and the rest of me stubbornly refused to play along. Jennifer Harrison
“ Holy crap, my heart was arrogant to believe her spotless track record could stay that way. Jennifer Harrison
“ Love: the impossible combination of being IN the deep end and being OFF the deep end. Jennifer Harrison
“ The word bollocks seems strong, punk rock, and imposing, but in reality, bollocks is always too tame to make much of an impact. Jennifer Harrison
“ Having two women—one who can’t know about the other, and one who must be trusted not to destroy his life—is clearly difficult for him. Jennifer Harrison
“ Many of the women in Los Angeles are part of the notorious gang culture, and they will forever have my gratitude for, you know, letting me live. Jennifer Harrison
“ In the apocalyptic environment that is Los Angeles on fire, we should all be making a point to have a lot of sex, but no one seems particularly motivated. They need leaders, and sadly I am not up for… Jennifer Harrison
“ When my heart is better, less shrunken, I will throw her out there to love again, without hesitation, even knowing what we know. Jennifer Harrison
