He has all of the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
Rip van Winkle was lazy.
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
Parsely is gharsley.
A nimble sixpence is better than a slow shilling.
A man surprised is half beaten.
It's better to be quotable than to be honest.
Kiss principle: Keep it simple stupid.
He'd give the devil ulcers.
Forgetting of a wrong is a mild revenge.