Demetri Martin Quote

I'm a little pencil in the hand of a writing God, who is sending a love letter to the world.

I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely va...

All these people talk so eloquently about getting back to good old-fashioned values. Well, as an old poop I can remember back to when we had those old-fashioned values, and I say let's get back to the...

I believe I am in Hell, therefore I am.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.

Everything must be made as simple as possible. But not simpler.

Great minds discuss ideas average minds discuss events small minds discuss people.

There's none so blind as those who will not listen.

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources

I'm trying to undermine the basis of Christian belief... I'm not in the business of offending people. I find the books upholding certain values that I think are important, such as life is immensely va...