“ I have won this lottery. It's a gigantic lottery, and it's called Amazon.com. And I'm using my lottery winnings to push us a little further into space. Jeff Bezos
“ What is the likelihood, of winning the lottery, then lose it all the next day when you step out your front door and get struck by lightning? Probably, very slim, but then anything is possible. Anthony Liccione
“ I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid. Brian May
“ Adventure upon all the tickets in the lottery, and you lose for certain and the greater the number of your tickets the nearer your approach to this certainty. Adam Smith
“ It's sad, the lottery. Good projects get funded by it, but there's an air of desperation about it. Nina Conti
“ Although it's easy to forget sometimes, a share is not a lottery ticket... it's part-ownership of a business. Peter Lynch
“ Wow wow wow is all I can say! Remember how I always buy lunchtime Scratch-Off ticket? Have I said? Maybe did not say? Well, every Friday, to reward self for good week, I stop at store near home, treat… George Saunders
“ Sadly, like many times in life, including winning the lottery, we don’t always get what we wish for. Adele Rose
“ You got up off the bathroom floor. That’s a start. Now, just stay off the floor. After all—aside from winning the lottery—all any of us can ever really hope for is more days spent standing tall than s… Sarah Spann
“ It’s much harder to twist the charitable arm of a lottery winner compared to that of a man at his lowest ebb. It sounds like the wrong way round at first, but when you really put your nut to it, peopl… Carla H. Krueger
“ Luck is not as random as you think.Before that lottery ticket won the jackpot, someone had to buy it. Vera Nazarian
“ It's like playing the lottery. It doesn't matter how extremely low the chances are of winning. You gotta be in it to win it. Hitting on every girl in sight is like buying a whole lot of lottery ticket… Oliver Markus
“ You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing financial freedom. Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“ Your oddity is your hottest commodity but you scratch yourself like it's the lottery to reject yourself mentally, spiritually & bodily. Curtis Tyrone Jones