“ Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks. Jean Kerr
“ The only reason that they say, 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. Jean Kerr
“ Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left. Jean Kerr
“ I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on. Jean Kerr
“ The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old. Jean Kerr
“ I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr
“ I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr
“ The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible. Jean Kerr
“ If you can keep your head when all about are losing theirs it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr
“ Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house. Jean Kerr
“ If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation. Jean Kerr
“ I'm tired of all the nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That's deep enough. What do you want - an adorable pancreas? Jean Kerr
“ A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table. Jean Kerr
“ You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help. Jean Kerr
“ Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house. Jean Kerr
“ Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? Jean Kerr
