Top Loo Quotes

There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.

Passing their toilet training is the very last thing that some adults did that has made their parents proud of them.

Loo Definition

(n.) An old game played with five, or three, cards dealt to each player from a full pack. When five cards are used the highest card is the knave of clubs or (if so agreed upon) the knave of trumps; -- formerly called lanterloo.

(n.) A modification of the game of "all fours" in which the players replenish their hands after each round by drawing each a card from the pack.

(v. t.) To beat in the game of loo by winning every trick.

Most people would rather eat inside a windowless room in which they have just defecated than eat inside one in which someone else has just farted, even if the room does not have a toilet.

Our outside loo, known as the Betty, was a good loo; whitewashed and compact with a flashlight hanging behind the door. I smuggled books in there to read them in secret, claiming constipation.