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I never thought I'd hear myself say it, but safety first!

I want to do it too! said Gazzy, sitting very, very quietly, completely motionless.Nope, said Nudge, shaking her head. You stand out like a fart in church.

Empowered Women 101: A confident woman takes him for exactly who he is, not who she wants him to be. He is who he is, take it or leave it before you get married. This is the ground level of your partn...

The king picked up his goblet, swirling the wine inside. 'I didn't receive word that your legion was here.'They're not.Chaol braced for the execution order, praying he wouldn't be the one to do it. Th...

I am near fourteen and have never yet seen a hanging. My life is barren.

There are men and gods, and beings like Pythagoras.

I don't need psychologyI am not a sociopathNeither and Psychopath

Not saving you from this storm, mutant, he said. Saving you for your later fate, we are.His voice was weirdly inflected and metallic, like an automated answering machine.Oh, good. Yoda captured us, Fa...

Coach, Annabeth said, it was an accident. We were talking, and we fell asleep.Besides, Percy said, you're starting to sound like Terminus.Hedge narrowed his eyes. Is that an insult, Jackson? 'Cause I'...

The most worst scenario.... I mean if this happen to me and to be so deep in the sea and sailing oh hell... let's go be with me... (The Finest Hours: The True Story of the U.S. Coast Guard's Most Dari...

Which brings me to the point of this call. Thank God, baby Jesus, and the Holy Ghost.

You were at the party on Friday night, weren't you? I didn't mentioned I'd followed him into the woods.He leaned back in his chair, his legs sprawled out. His boots nudged the bottom ruffle of my skir...

Sebastian) See, there you go. You're always looking at me like that.

When I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.Mussolini? Leo frowned. Wasn’t he like BFFs with Hitler?

If you really want to do something, you will find a way. If you don't, you'll find an excuse.

Fang swerved closer to me, big and supremely graceful, like a black panther with wings. Oh, God. I'm so stupid. Forget I just said that. He needs a Band-Aid, I said. A look passed between me and Fang,...

If you turn into a hideous monster and I am sent to slay you, I will remember this and make it as painless as I can, out of respect for you.

I look like prep school Barbie, Nudge complained, as she entered the kitchen. She caught sight of me in my uniform and looked mollified. Actually, like prep school Barbie. I'm just Barbie's

I love my haters, they rage and rage and all they do is spreading my word.

There you have it: our lives in a nutshell. Emphasis on nut.