Being bigheaded can be as irritating and as dangerous as being small-minded.
When Chuck Norris calls 911 it's to ask if everything is ok.
Not everyone who has killed themselves because they were HIV positive would have been killed by AIDS.
The average adult hates being treated like a child, unless it suits them.
Some disabled people spend a significant amount of their energy on trying to come across as abled or as not that disabled.
End of the SummerIt was end of the summerAnd my heart was brokenbut i was smiling, laughing, making jokesLike there was nothing bleeding insideAs always.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Whenever He answers prayers, God usually prioritizes those by people who, instead of their mouths, have prayed with their hands and/or feet.
We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
Saying that you do not remember something or someone is a less embarrassing or hurtful way of saying that you do not know it or them anymore.
Some people wish they were as happy as or happy like some people think they are.
Some men would not still be HIV negative or alive, if they had managed to sleep with some of the women with whom they want or wanted to have sex.
There probably was a time when the idea of having a toilet inside a house was repulsive.
Just like you silly bums, I have a personal sky god. I bow to him, as you do to your airy-fairy sod. He prefers I call him Mr. NOT.
We the living are to blame for the painfulness of being dead.
Chuck Norris can unscramble an egg.
The fact that you have just buried your parent or parents and/or sibling or siblings does not make you less likely to die today.
Because he has finally realized that it is it and not him that is loved by the woman he loves, many a man is jealous of his own car, house, wardrobe, or salary.
We have glorified wealth and freedom so much that it is impossible for most of us to truly believe that a man can truly be happy in a shack or within the confines of a prison cell.
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