Top Joke Quotes

Puns are just another form of sarcasm, which may or may not make you - smile, giggle, or laugh.

We are sometimes depressed by our failure to convince people who strongly believe that we are that we are definitely not depressed.

Joke Definition

(n.) Something said for the sake of exciting a laugh; something witty or sportive (commonly indicating more of hilarity or humor than jest); a jest; a witticism; as, to crack good-natured jokes.

(n.) Something not said seriously, or not actually meant; something done in sport.

(v. t.) To make merry with; to make jokes upon; to rally; to banter; as, to joke a comrade.

(v. i.) To do something for sport, or as a joke; to be merry in words or actions; to jest.

The only real reason that some relationships and marriages have not yet been ended is because in each case one of the partners has not yet found their ideal partner or someone they love or at least li...

An arrogant man whose arrogance we see from his own behaviour is more tolerable than a humble man whose humility we hear of from his own mouth.

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess.

The least we each ought to do for someone who treats us like a king or a queen is to treat them like a prince or a princess.

C: What do you get when a giant sneezes?Out of the way. - Marigold

To increase the chances of a writer trying to kill themselves, cut off their hands.

Some people love but will never marry each other. Some are married to but have never loved and will never love each other.

Wealth seldom fails to breed the fear of poverty.

We are sometimes hurt mostly or only not by what happened or is happening to us but by being felt sorry for.

A story told me by Michael Barrie: Jesus and the Blessed Virgin go out to play golf. The Blessed Virgin is at the top of her form, drives and lands on the green. Jesus slices and lands in the bushes....

Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers.

Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.

Honey, no offense, but sometimes I think I could shoot you and watch you kick.

Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.

You need to be greedy or ignorant to truly want to live forever.

And what if the other kids laugh at me? Kerry complained to her parents as she nibbled on a piece of toast that morning. I have a Cape Breton accent! They’ll know I’m from Canada and they’ll start ask...

Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.

Some people are each envious of the person they used to be.