At the door, Audrey called, Are you coming?No, just breathing hard, love. He glanced at her and was rewarded by an outraged glare, followed by, Oh, my God!
Doode, George said.He'd practiced all morning but still didn't get it quite right. Nope, more , less . Duuude.Dude.Dude.Okay, dude. George nodded. How's it hanging? Jack asked. How am I supposed to an...
Secret to what?Secret to shutting you up, he said. I just have to beat you till you're half-dead, then give you chicken soup and--he raised his hands--blessed silence.
Just stay close to us. If we get in trouble, we'll kill everything.
Kaldar picked up a rock and tossed it into the clearing. It landed between two wards. A green stem shot out of the ground, and a hail of needle-thin thorns peppered the soil, striking sparks off the r...
Kaldar smiled at her. Now there was a work of art. If she were just a girl and he were just a man, and they met at a party, that smile would've guaranteed him a date. The man was hot. There was no dou...
Stealers, keepers.
He lunged for the maps. I grabbed the chair and hit him with it. He went down. I hit him again to make sure he stayed that way, stepped over him, and picked up the maps.I win.
I hit him on the back of the neck. He submerged.
I've never seen such a collection of idiots in my whole life.' Doolittle shook his head. 'If you participate in this lunacy, y'all will get yourselves killed. Then don't come crying to me.'Now that wo...
You will not pass! Roman thundered.Great. Now he had decided he was Gandalf.
Slowly the reality of the situation sank in. He got his ass kicked, learned nothing, and got saved by a dumb dog and an old lady. If he lived long enough to report to Nancy back in Adrianglia, he woul...
The Oracle rose. As one, the three witches bowed.See? Bran jerked his thumb at the three women. That's how a woman should treat a man. Next time you see me, I want you to do just like them.
Ask a man how much a dollar is worth, and he'll tell you, 'Almost nothing.' Try to take a dollar away from him, and you'll get yourself a fight.
And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order. I kept my voice mild. I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore.I didn't say that. Although let m...
You know, she said, stirring her tea, the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose...
I glanced at Derek. The boy wonder didn't melt into a pile of goo, although his gaze was glued to Rowena's chest. Avoiding eye contact. Good strategy.
I know it's late, but could you find a book for me? It's called The Slavs: Study of Pagan Tradition by Osvintsev.Barabas sighed dramatically. Kate, you make me despair. Let's try that again from the t...
You could buy a car for fifty thousand dollars. A really nice car. Ascanio’s eyes lit up. A Hummer. You could buy a converted Hummer.You don’t need a Hummer. I said.Chicks dig the Hummer.You don`t nee...
Behind him Kaldar nudged Urow's youngest son. Bet you he lasts at least thirty seconds.Um... Gaston looked at him. No he won't.Bet me something.I don't have anything.Kaldar grimaced. Pick up that rock...
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