How did your day go?I got some head. It was vamp, but still.I stared at her. Kate was the last person I would have expected to make that joke. Well, someone had loosened up since mating. That good, hu...
When walking into the lair of the dragon after robbing his hoard, the least you could do is hold you head high [...]
One day, she’d find a way to live her life to the fullest. She was sure of it. She just had no idea how she would manage it.
Georgie, stop trying to resurrect the shoes. They were never alive in the first place.
Grandpa? Declan raised his eyebrows.We keep him in the shed out back, Jack said helpfully. So he doesn't eat dog brains.
When I'm with him, I can feel myself getting better. It's like he's picking up broken pieces of me and putting me back together, and I don't even know he's doing it. We never talk about it. We don't g...
He hung his head. Am I punished? Yes. I’m too mad to punish you right now. We’ll talk about it when we get home. Go brush your teeth, comb your hair, put on dry clothes, and get the guns. We’re going...
You know, she said, stirring her tea, the fastest way to get him off your back is to sleep with him. And tell him you love him. Preferably while in bed.I smirked and the tea almost came out of my nose...
An evil spark flared in his eyes. Trade: raccoon for some answers.
On the other hand it was bad manners to look a gift horse in the mouth. Even if you're getting it from an overweight cracker in a fringe shirt.
How are you?Perfectly fine, he said.Are your ribs broken?Probably not. Cracked at most. We fought very carefully.Did this settle anything?It made me feel better, he said, sitting up. Did you see me ki...
Our standard rate. A doubloon a day.It was generous. More than generous--some families would put him up for a week for a single coin.Half a doubloon a day, she said.No, you see, the idea behind bargai...
The only way to make sure that the Hand didn't get to you would have been to kill your brother. I could've done it, but I didn't. I just gave him some drugs.You gave an addict in rehab drugs, and you...
Kid 1: *examining my gorgeous strawberry and blueberry pies*: Wow, Mom, your pies don’t look awful this time.Me (Ilona): ...~A little later~Kid 2: *wandering into the kitchen*Kid 1: Hey, you’ve got to...
I had to give it him, to flatter and insult a woman in one propostition took talent.
Breaking into the house in the middle of the night just wasn't his style. He did his best work in plain view, and, usually, his tongue was doing most of it.Now that was an interesting thought.
It depends. If I don't let you in, will you huff and puff and blow my house down? She had no idea. I'm more of a kick the door open and cut everyone inside to ribbons kind of wolf.
And you expect me to commute two hours each way from the Keep to the Order. I kept my voice mild. I suppose I won't be needing my job, my house, or my clothes anymore.I didn't say that. Although let m...
Will you take this seriously? The future of an entire species is at stake.Yes, we’re going to save them with a fart gun.
Andrea raised her eyebrows. Look at you, all high-speed.Yeah, you'd think I was a detective or something.Andrea held her hand out. You'll jinx it.