Terry Pratchett Quote
And, er, these stories about you...Oh, all true. Most of them. A bit of exaggeration, but mostly true.The one about the Citadel in Muntab and the Pash and the fish bone?Oh, yes.But how did you get in where half a dozen armed and trained men couldn't even - ?I am a little man and I carry a broom, said Lu-Tze simply. Everyone has some mess that needs clearing up. What harm is a man with a broom?What? And that was ?Well, the rest was a matter of cookery, really. The Pash was not a good man, but he was a glutton for his fish pie.No martial arts? said Lobsang.Oh, always a last resort. History needs shepherds, not butchers.Do you know ?Just a lot of bunny-hops.?If I wanted to thrust my hand into hot sand I would go to the seaside.?A waste of good bricks.?You made that one up.
And, er, these stories about you...Oh, all true. Most of them. A bit of exaggeration, but mostly true.The one about the Citadel in Muntab and the Pash and the fish bone?Oh, yes.But how did you get in where half a dozen armed and trained men couldn't even - ?I am a little man and I carry a broom, said Lu-Tze simply. Everyone has some mess that needs clearing up. What harm is a man with a broom?What? And that was ?Well, the rest was a matter of cookery, really. The Pash was not a good man, but he was a glutton for his fish pie.No martial arts? said Lobsang.Oh, always a last resort. History needs shepherds, not butchers.Do you know ?Just a lot of bunny-hops.?If I wanted to thrust my hand into hot sand I would go to the seaside.?A waste of good bricks.?You made that one up.