No one's stopping you, said Jess. But you've got to make it more interesting. That's why why we drift off and talk about biscuits.
No plaque reminds the passer-by of these glories, although there should be one; for those who invent biscuits bring great pleasure to many.
Not that my regularly scheduled life was so great, but it beat getting judged unworthy by twelve bearded guys named Erik.
Note for Americans and other aliens: Milton Keynes is a new city approximately halfway between London and Birmingham. It was built to be modern, efficient, healthy, and, all in all, a pleasant place t...
Nothing more likely,said Hannasyde. I've got to try and rattle him.It's him that'll do the rattling,said the Sergeant darkly. he's the nearest thing to a snake I've seen outside of the Zoo.
Now according to German logic, a declaration of war was found to be unnecessary because of imaginary bombings
Now-what’s our game plan? Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and another flower from the vase on the table. He would’ve eaten the si...
Of course I have had to rearrange the text a bit— bugger about with it, as Hébert would say.
Oh! That was poetry! said Pippin. Do you really mean to start before the break of day?
Old Enochian running on neural wetware is not the fastest procedural language ever invented, and it’s semantics make AppleScript look like a thing of elegance and beauty
Oliver, calm down! said Fred, looking slightly alarmed. We’re taking Hufflepuff very seriously. .
On a world where a common table implement is a little device with which you crack the ice that has formed on your drink between drafts, hot beer is a thing you come to appreciate.
On the whole, human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
One minute he stood transfixed, the next he uttered a crushing oath, and took a hasty stride forward. Mr Ringwood, recovering from his own stupefaction, closed with him, just as George, flushing vivid...
Otis, I said.Shhh, he said. I'm incognito. Call me...Otis.I'm not sure that's how incognito works, but okay.Otis, aka Otis climbed into the chair I'd reserved for Sam.
Peabody pursed her lips. You're really mean today. Yes. Yes, I am. Eve took a deep gulp of hideous air, and smiled. I feel good about that.
People said— though this felt like a heresy— that they had seen Camille make Robespierre laugh.
People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t
Peyton, I’m not married and you’re not a lesbian. Think of the possibilities.
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
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