Did you slip in some cheese? Did it make you hate cheese, which you had previously loved? Why not sue a cheese-maker? Sue him for all the cheese he's got, drive him out of the cheese-making business!D...
Steven Fry on The Da Vinci Code-"It is complete loose stoolwater. It is arse-gravy of the worst kind.
Hello, IT... Have you tried turning it off and on again?... OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?... Yeah, you need to turn it on.... Err, the button turns it on.... Yeah, you do know how a...
I am on the divorce detox diet. I only eat younger men
The great are eternally at the mercy of tiny men. And also, tiny madwomen.
The clock in the church tower said 4.32, as it had done for three hundred years. It was right once a day and that was better than no clock at all.
She scarcely spoke at all and might have been one of those huge dolls which, when inclined backwards, say "Ma-ma" or "Pa-pa": though impossible to imagine in any position so undignified as that requir...
It was a morning when all nature shouted "Fore!" The breeze, as it blew gently up from the valley, seemed to bring a message of hope and cheer, whispering of chip-shots holed and brassies landing squa...
I am writing to you because she said you listen and understand and didn't try to sleep with that person at that party even though you could have. I just need to know that someone out there listens and...
Some people never go crazy. Me, sometimes I'll lie down behind the couch for 3 or 4 days. They'll find me there. It's Cherub, they'll say, and they pour wine down my throat rub my chest sprinkle me wi...
Unlike Panic! At the Disco, I write sins AND tradgedies.
In the still of the night, when you are serenely falling asleep and an epiphany suddenly hits you. Roll your ass off that bed and start typing because that fleeting moment will never pass by you again...
What did I hope to gain from my game and from putting my parents through all this? The truth is that I loved to play. My body was fit and my mind raring to go. But I also hoped that I would get a gove...
I have a face for radio and a voice for writing.
On the other hand, she was disproportionately indulgent towards the failings of men, and was often heard to say that these were natural.
I feel fresh.
I was bored stiff while reading this. I got so bored I wanted to slit my wrists to see how my flatmate would react.
Mincemeat is decidedly British in its nature and can therefore be disregarded entirely where most civilized palates are concerned.
If i believe my truth is true and you believe your truth is true,what if my truth says yours is a lie.is it still true?
Every student should know that statues are meant for sitting. If we're to endure their terrible old faces leering at us, the least they can do is offer shade or a comfortable perch." Nigel Bristow to...
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